Wait, is it past 10.30pm?
Are we in a public place?
No problem. We can drink in the morning after 7am on the way to work on the train.
Aiyah! No drinking allowed on the train.
Wait, why do I care?
The new proposed curbs won't affect me. I have a built-in 24-hour biological curb - whenever I drink alcohol, I break out in hives.
And it doesn't matter if I'm nowhere near Geylang or Little India.
Yes, I'm allergic to alcohol, but even if I weren't, I would still be a teetotaller.
I just never acquired the taste.