Alcohol curbs? Be a teetotaller

Alcohol curbs? Be a teetotaller

Yum seng!

Wait, is it past 10.30pm?

Are we in a public place?

No problem. We can drink in the morning after 7am on the way to work on the train.

Aiyah! No drinking allowed on the train.

Wait, why do I care?

The new proposed curbs won't affect me. I have a built-in 24-hour biological curb - whenever I drink alcohol, I break out in hives.

And it doesn't matter if I'm nowhere near Geylang or Little India.

Yes, I'm allergic to alcohol, but even if I weren't, I would still be a teetotaller.

I just never acquired the taste.

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