The curse of the people who can't stop saying puns
PUBLISHED ONMarch 20, 2016 3:30 PMByDavid Robson
Derek's wife had put up with more than most people could stand before she finally decided to call the doctor. Almost every night, her husband would wake her up from sleep to tell her another bon mot that had just come to mind.
In a bid to finally get a good night's rest, she eventually persuaded him to write them down rather than telling her directly.
Soon, he had filled 50 pages with witticisms such as:
Went to the Department of Motor Vehicles to get my driver's license. They gave me an eye exam and here is what they said: ABCDEFG, HIJKMNLOP, QRS, TUV, WXY and Z; now I know my ABC's, can I have my license please?
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