B is for Bieber, bad boy, big boy, Brazilian beauty, bedded, boundless, brazen, blabbermouth.
Add all these together and you have the classic elements of a kiss-and-tell-all about a pop star who is getting an increasing bad rep as he grows out of his teens under a glaringly public spotlight.
Yes, it seems that Justin Bieber, the once oh-so-cute Canadian teen idol, is not just bad. He is big and bad.
And that is good, said Brazilian model and bodybuilder Tati Neves, who claimed to have bedded the singer in a one-night-stand after his concert in Rio de Janeiro earlier this month.
The way Neves tells it, if the 19-year-old Bieber had his way, it would have been more than just one night. But the poor woman simply could not keep up with his boundless energy.
The 27-year-old mother of one told UK newspaper The Sun that Bieber had phoned to ask her to return after she left.
"I just didn't have the strength. Justin has so much stamina," she said.