Let's just get it out there: Yes, I am one of those millions of fangirls who are 50 shades of furious right now.
The recent casting of Charlie "what were they thinking?" Hunnam as sex god Christian Grey didn't just kill all my hopes for the movie adaptation of the mega-popular (and admittedly trashy) erotica trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey.
In a one-two punch almost, the news also came down like a bucket of ice-cold water on my burning desire for The Twilight Saga couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, aka Robsten, to reunite on the big screen.
While reading the books, I always pictured Pattinson as the tormented BDSM-obsessed male protagonist - a combination of the mysterious billionaire with a dark side he played in Cosmopolis and the master manipulator-seducer from Bel Amis.
And so did Fifty Shades author E L James, obviously. In fact, her good pal and Hollywood screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis even came out to say that her first choice was always Pattinson. Her books had, after all, originated from Twilight fan fiction.
But it wasn't meant to be.
And so we're left with scruffy ol' Hunnam.
This guy looks like he can't even afford a trailer park, much less a fancy mansion that holds a playroom full of BDSM toys and gear.