UNITED STATES - During this year's Oscars, host Seth MacFarlane sang a song called We Saw Your Boobs.
Kristen Stewart, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman and even Meryl Streep were all name-checked in this juvenile tribute to the bare mammaries of Hollywood's best-known leading ladies.
The one actress who was conspicuous by her absence was Jennifer Aniston.
MacFarlane hasn't seen her boobs, nor have you or I.
In fact, the only people who have are presumably her former husband Brad Pitt, her current fiancé Justin Theroux, and whoever else has had the extreme good fortune to get lucky with the former Friends star.
In her new film We're The Millers, Aniston plays a stripper, yet she somehow manages to keep pretty much all her clothes on for the duration.
She's a relatively shy stripper.
There's a scene in which she reveals her undergarments, but that's pretty much as far as she goes.
Amazingly enough, that's pretty much as far as Aniston has EVER gone over the course of her 20-year career.
She's done some racy photoshoots for magazines like GQ, and she's done some near-nudity in films such as Horrible Bosses, but she's never given it all away.