Rating: 2 out of 5
Speaking as a dumb guy, I must say I've always been thankful and honoured to be a part of one of Hollywood's most valued demographics.
That said, Escape Plan is too dumb even for me.
Sylvester Stallone plays a guy who makes his living by breaking out of prisons, helping the prison industry to tighten up its game.
He bites off a bit more than he can chew comfortably when he accepts a job for a super-secret prison for international terrorists.
It seems that someone is out to get him, and so he teams up with a fellow jailbird (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in a desperate attempt for freedom.
Basically, I didn't buy a second of this film. The characters are cardboard and the escapes are far-fetched.
It looks like a direct-to-video offering from the 90s.
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