LOS ANGELES - Muppets Most Wanted, the sequel to 2011's The Muppets, introduces a new character: Kermit's evil Russian doppelganger, Constantine, who stars alongside Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey and Ty Burrell - plus a host of other Hollywood celebrities making special guest appearances.
To promote their latest adventure, Miss Piggy and Kermit sat down for this interview to talk about love, and how many lines Miss Piggy needs in a movie script.
How have you two kept it going together for so long (they have been an item since 1976)?
Miss Piggy: You know, I'm not even sure why I've been pursuing this frog for so long.
Kermit: Why, you talk about it like I'm not even in the room!
Miss Piggy: Well, you know, if we're not a thing any more, it doesn't matter, does it? I don't understand it, because he's just never shown me the proper respect. He's never really listened to ...
Kermit: What do you mean by that?
Miss Piggy: ... my goals and aspirations in life. I want to get married. I want to have children.
Kermit: Oh, boy.
Miss Piggy: He doesn't seem to hear that.
Kermit: Biological improbability there...