Being a judge in New Jersey is no laughing matter.
That was the conclusion from the state's highest court on Thursday, when it ruled a municipal judge could not continue to spend his days on the bench and his nights as a stand-up comedian.
Vince Sicari was the judge in South Hackensack, a small town in Bergen County, New Jersey, where he worked part-time ruling on traffic violations and other minor legal matters.
Vince August, his alter ego, is a comic and television actor who has frequently appeared on the ABC show "What Would You Do?" and regularly performs at Caroline's, a New York City comedy club.
In a 30-page opinion - which, for the record, did not contain a single joke - the New Jersey Supreme Court essentially told Sicari to choose between doling out puns or punishment.
"The concern is whether an ordinary member of the public can divorce the comedy routine or the roles played by Vince August from Judge Sicari," the court wrote.
A few hours after the court ruled, Sicari, 44, said he accepted the decision and would immediately resign from the bench.
"I am hopeful that all involved feel that I have served the judiciary with the honour and distinction that it deserves," he said in a statement.
His lawyer, E. Drew Britcher, said Sicari, who earned $13,000 a year as a judge, relies on his comedy for a full-time income and health benefits.
As a regular on "What Would You Do?," a hidden-camera show that uses actors to re-enact real-life situations to see how bystanders react, Sicari has played numerous offensive characters, including a homophobic bar patron and a racially profiling security guard.