The apocalypse is coming.
How else do you explain Miley Cyrus' twerking or the viral music video about a girl's love for Chinese food?
This also means that our world could be in danger of being populated by the undead: Zombies.
While there are plenty of films about surviving such an outbreak, nothing out there is really of use to a modern city girl such as myself.
So here's a quick guide to staying alive... and fabulous.
You are going to need a place that provides food, protection and enough clothes to keep you looking fashionable.
Singapore has plenty of such fortresses. Yes, fellow Singaporean survivors, go hide in a shopping centre.
But forget Ion, VivoCity and other megamalls. Think small ones like Coronation Plaza in Bukit Timah.
With few entrances, it's small enough to defend, yet it's got everything you could need - a supermarket, some fashion, even a Starbucks.
Hey, a girl still needs her morning latte.