B is for Bieber, bad boy, big boy, Brazilian beauty, bedded, boundless, brazen, blabbermouth.
Add all these together and you have the classic elements of a kiss-and-tell-all about a pop star who is getting an increasing bad rep as he grows out of his teens under a glaringly public spotlight.
Yes, it seems that Justin Bieber, the once oh-so-cute Canadian teen idol, is not just bad. He is big and bad.
And that is good, said Brazilian model and bodybuilder Tati Neves, who claimed to have bedded the singer in a one-night-stand after his concert in Rio de Janeiro earlier this month.
The way Neves tells it, if the 19-year-old Bieber had his way, it would have been more than just one night. But the poor woman simply could not keep up with his boundless energy.
The 27-year-old mother of one told UK newspaper The Sun that Bieber had phoned to ask her to return after she left.
"I just didn't have the strength. Justin has so much stamina," she said.
The tattletale went on to tell The Sun that their night of passion was "unforgettable".
"It was marvellous and unforgettable. He has quite a fit body and looked great naked," Neves, who is separated from her husband, said.
"Take it from me, he's well-endowed and very good in bed.
"A man must know what to do to make me happy. Justin did all that and more."
So there you have it.
Just when we thought he is just a brat, creating chaos everywhere he goes on his Believe global tour in support of his third album, it turns out that Bieber is, in fact, a sex god.
If the name Tati Neves rings a bell, it is because she is the woman behind the widely seen video featuring a sleeping Bieber.
In the 15-second clip that started circulating online last week, Neves films him fast asleep on a bed before panning to herself blowing a kiss in his direction.
When she appeared on a Brazilian TV show over the weekend, she admitted she had slept in the same bed as the singer, but stopped short of saying whether they had sex.
Asked if she and Bieber had kissed, Neves paused, then said: "What do you think, if I was sleeping in the bedroom, just me and him?"
But in her interview with The Sun, she left no doubts about their tryst, claiming that a DJ friend at the Zax Club had invited her to a party thrown by Bieber at his private residence in Rio.
Other reports suggested that Neves was among the 30 women he had picked from Zax Club, where he went after his concert, to attend his party.
As for how their romp began, she said: "He moved in close and nuzzled into my neck, then kissed me gently just below my ear.
"He had eyes only for me. He said, 'Mmm, I'd love to see you in a bikini.'"
Beliebers heartbroken over their fallen idol can take heart in a Daily Mail report that quoted Zax Club owner Marcus Mion as saying Neves was not even selected to go to the party.
"I know all the girls who went. I personally went round inviting them on behalf of Justin, and I put each one in the van that took them there," he said.
Neither Bieber nor his management has commented on Neves' claims.
Bad boy Biebs
Remember the time when Canadian teen idol Justin Bieber was a sweet, innocent boy crooning his first hit, One Time, in 2009?
He was sporting that dated floppy swoosh, sang in a nasal voice and thought tattoos were a bad idea. Take a look at him now. With all the bad press he has been getting for his outrageous antics and bratty behaviour on his Believe world tour, his name has become synonymous with "trouble".
We liked him so much better when he was just making up and breaking up with ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez.
We pick the 19-year-old's worst five misdemeanours on his world tour of shame:
WHEN: Nov 10
He blamed a bout of food poisoning for cutting short his performance in Buenos Aires to only an hour. "I'm not feeling too good, I think I'm out of energy," he told his fans before blowing them a kiss and leaving the stage, head hung low.
Hmm, out of energy, you say?
Could that have something to do with his late-night action with a certain Brazilian model? Perhaps his stamina is not quite what she made it out to be.
If Bieber was not feeling too good, imagine how the booing fans felt after paying up to US$320 (S$400) to watch him in concert.
This was the second time he had left the stage prematurely on his South American tour. He walked off in Brazil on Nov 3 after he was hit by a plastic bottle.
He had better start taking care of his health before he is hit with something worse.
WHEN: Nov 1
It seems Biebs was very busy in Brazil - busy being up to no good, that is. He reportedly went to a brothel and splashed US$1,200 on two Gomezlookalikes who followed him and his crew back to their hotel.
At least he tried to hide his shame of patronising a brothel by wrapping himself in a bedsheet. But all that did was make him look like a walking burrito. So, Biebs, next time you want to be incognito, make sure to cover your wrist tattoo.
He also had a close shave with the law after he and some friends vandalised a wall of the Hotel Nacional last week.
Luckily for him, he was merely fined.
WHEN: Sept 30
Talk about being a Class A brat.
Bieber visited The Great Wall of China and must have enjoyed the long walk on the famous attraction - mainly because he did not actually walk.
Instead, he was perched on the shoulders of his bodyguards like a spoilt little child.
He was there to film the music video for All That matters, a song from his upcoming album, which sees him putting on some serious swag.
Poor Biebs must have found it terribly tiring.
WHEN: March 28
A capuchin monkey named mally, which Bieber received for his 19th birthday, was seized by customs officials at munich airport and quarantined after he failed to produce the vaccination and import documents.
He then blew his chances of ever becoming a poster boy for animal rights group Peta by not bothering to produce the documents by the given date, thereby abandoning his pet.
His manager even wrote in to ask when mally would be euthanised, the Associated Press reported. If there is such a thing as karma, we know what Biebs would be reborn as.
He was ordered to pay US$8,000 - chicken feed to him - to cover the costs of caring for mally after it was rehomed in a German zoo.
WHEN: March 8 Bieber might look like a prissy prat, but it seems he is not to be messed with. An angry Bieber can get pretty scary.
He was leaving his hotel in London when he lashed out at a photographer and had to be restrained by his bodyguard.
After an exchange of expletives between the two, Bieber threatened to "beat the **** out" of the paparazzo.
Thanks to his minder, the pop star did not get to carry out his threat, but we sure would like to see him take on The rock in a Celebrity Death match.
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