Justin Bieber, I've changed my mind.
I love you.
You are so funny, it hurts.
It's been hard on you, babe, being in all sorts of trouble with the law - drinking, drugging and drag racing.
Then someone had the nerve to pull you and your lawyers into a boring old meeting room to give your side of the story because some paparazzo named Jeffrey Binion is suing you for being choked and having his camera stolen by one of your minders last year.
So you had fun with the whole deposition process.
And boy, are we having fun with it too!
Predictably, the whole world is appalled: e! Online even took the time to list your "21 brattiest moments" from the six-minute video which was leaked to website TMZ earlier this week, while gossip site PerezHilton.com is saying that your "snarky" attitude in the video has embarrassed your (former?) mentor Usher.