Weird ads from Singapore

Weird ads from Singapore

Growing up in England, there was this perception that pony-tailed executives sat around in a boardroom, got stoned and created the world's weirdest TV ads.

Off the top of my head, we had talking tigers, glowing children and dancing raisins.

And they just advertised breakfast cereals. As an impressionable child, watching dancing raisins on TV was like an LSD trip.

My mother would walk in, smack me on the back of the head and say: "You see? Look at that on the screen, dancing raisins! That's what happens if you take drugs. You make commercials about dancing raisins. Don't you ever work for television."

My mother was convinced that everyone who worked on television took drugs. Based on the two Singapore-produced commercials that went viral this week, she might have had a point.

I'm wondering if those stoned, pony-tailed executives who once made commercials for British TV have brought their "talents" to Singapore.

First, there was the Singapore Tourism Board ad, depicting a post-apocalyptic, deserted Marina Bay and an attractive couple with strange diction peeing on pregnancy kits.

Then, just days later, a SingTel video promoting the company's remittance service surfaced - and the wobbling boobies of its male staff.

Apparently, the take-home message of the ad was not the service, but the male staff's impressive ability to jiggle their muscular boobies.

Who is making these videos? Do they have ponytails? Can they be left alone with dangerous equipment, like pencils and paper? Have they thought about pursuing a second career once they complete their PSLE exams?

I believe the ad execs indulged in a drunken game of one-upmanship, trying to outdo the other's lameness, saying things like: "You've got guys who sound like they were taught English in Mind Your Language? That's nothing. My guys sound like they were taught by Mr Bean.

"You've got someone handing over a pee-stained stick as a gift? We've got rotating male nipples."

"You've got cheesy 70s music and a wavy hairstyle last seen in Starsky and Hutch? Yeah, well, that still doesn't beat rotating male nipples."

The bizarre booby thing really is spectacularly surreal. Two handsome guys promoting their remittance service by wiggling their pecs in a woman's face. If that's not going to get people to sign up, nothing will.

If I had my way, I'd have these guys standing outside my apartment, using their bulging nipples as a doorbell. Call me weird, but I'd never get burgled.

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