Sometimes when mum says one thing, what she really means is something else altogether.
Here's a light-hearted look at what mum is really trying to tell you:
What she says:
It's very expensive, you don't have to buy it for me.
What she really means:
I really want it, but I won't say it. But if you get it for me, I will be really happy.
What she says:
You didn't have to spend so much money on me! Aiyah so wasteful!
What she really means:
Thank you! It really wasn't necessary but I am sure going to tell the nosy neighbour next door.
What she says:
Would you like to come over for dinner on Sunday?
What she really means:
Come over. Why have you forgotten about the woman who gave birth to you.
What she says:
Are you really wearing that to (insert family event here)?
What she really means:
Don't you dare. Get changed!
What she says:
Ask your father.
What she really means:
It's time for your father to be the bad guy.
What she says:
Don't drink that, it's mummy's medicine.
What she really means:
That's my wine. Back off.
What she says:
Eat . I prepared it for you.
What she really means:
I love you with all my heart, and nothing in this world will ever stop me from loving you. I want to hug and kiss you to little bits, but I am resisting.
- Catherine Robert
This article was first published on May 10, 2015.
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